January 2012
11 posts
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Sometimes I see people and I just wonder “Why are your eyes so far apart?”
“So many emotions, but if I had to put one thing down, I’d say it’s like a box of...”
– Taylor Lewan, Offensive Tackle, on what winning the Sugar Bowl is like (via anomaly-anonymous)
I love my team.
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December 2011
6 posts
reblog if you've ever been personally victimized...
Made my twitter private
Too many people I don’t know/don’t want following me
November 2011
9 posts
Things I said/did after getting my wisdom teeth...
Most of the time I spent laughing hysterically and I remember very little.
Me (in the recovery room): look at all the waves!
Mom: like ocean waves?
Me: No curtains. My mouth is so dry.
Mom: Like a desert?
Me: NO! Like a double desert, the Sahara desert! How did I get in here?
Mom: Well, I don't know. You walked?
Started laughing hysterically again.
Me: mom you have 4 eyes. So does the nurse.
Mom: Oh... okay
Me: you have three mouths
Then I started crying because I was scared of her mouths. Also while she was talking to the nurse I decided it was a good idea pull my lips as far away from my teeth as possible.
Mom: Can you move all your fingers and toes?
I proceeded to smash my hands and legs on the bed I was laying on.
Mom: Okay! That's enough!
Me (now in the car): The cars... they're levitating.
Mom (on the phone): No, I don't think so.
Me (started screaming): There's two of every car and truck! OH MY GOD THE CAR WENT INSIDE THE TRUCK.
Mom: What?!? No it didn't!
Kelli: Mom... your phone is inside your head. Why is it inside your head mom? Mom it's inside your head.
Mom: It's okay. It's not in my head.
Then I got home and fell asleep. Whoo!
The kids have it all figured out.
October 2011
6 posts
Zeitgeist: annabelletomorrow: I have never... →
annabelletomorrow:
I have never witnessed a more classless group of people than the fans at the Michigan vs. MSU game today
seriously
pouring hot chocolate down a marching band member’s back?
your baseball team spitting on us?
attaining more than 13 personal fouls?
screaming expletives…
It really bothers me that all of these people...
ME TOO
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A conversation in the Diag by the pro-life...
Pro-life man: If your girlfriend gets pregnant, you don't have a say!
Male student: Who, me?
Pro-life man: Yes, you! If you get your girlfriend pregnant she can kill your child!
Male student: *laughs* I'm gay! I don't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant!
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August 2011
6 posts
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Signs
quicksummary:
In the wake of his wife’s death, a minister questions his faith as the world is invaded by technologically advanced aliens who are easily thwarted by doors and water.
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July 2011
7 posts
Whose side are you on?
What side is this anyway?
...
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Let me paint a picture of my life right now
Wake up confused at 8:30am, struggle out of bed. Haven’t showered in two days and don’t bother changing my clothes from what I wore to bed. Go outside and instantly start sweating, which makes me feel even more beautiful. Have to run to catch the bus. Skip more songs on my iPod than I listen to. Now I’m sitting in class trying not to drool all over myself/fall asleep. THIS IS NOT...
041:
JUST PRESS PLAY
June 2011
4 posts
ichbineinberliner:
Spending my night reading and watching a stream of X-Men First Class by myself.
I love this GIF hahah
Bizarre dream
My dad had these two lumps growing out of his face, one between his eyes and one in the middle right above his hairline. And it was growing and swelling in the middle so you could tell it was one thing. So my mom pulled it out and it was a baby seal. That happened three times. Then my mom was all ‘what do we do with these seals? I’ll call animal services.’ then she put them on...
Little update on my life
Finished my CNA class! That was a relief. That class consumed my life.
I miss my single babies in Clarkston :c It doesn’t feel like summer without trips to Panera, laying outside, summer nights in my basement, and generally enjoying life.
My microbio class ends next Thursday! Then I get a couple weeks break before my next class starts. I’m definitely looking forward to that.
A Jay...
May 2011
1 post
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