Most of the time I spent laughing hysterically and I remember very little.
Me (in the recovery room):
look at all the waves!
Mom:
like ocean waves?
Me:
No curtains. My mouth is so dry.
Mom:
Like a desert?
Me:
NO! Like a double desert, the Sahara desert! How did I get in here?
Mom:
Well, I don't know. You walked?
Started laughing hysterically again.
Me:
mom you have 4 eyes. So does the nurse.
Mom:
Oh... okay
Me:
you have three mouths
Then I started crying because I was scared of her mouths. Also while she was talking to the nurse I decided it was a good idea pull my lips as far away from my teeth as possible.
Mom:
Can you move all your fingers and toes?
I proceeded to smash my hands and legs on the bed I was laying on.
Mom:
Okay! That's enough!
Me (now in the car):
The cars... they're levitating.
Mom (on the phone):
No, I don't think so.
Me (started screaming):
There's two of every car and truck! OH MY GOD THE CAR WENT INSIDE THE TRUCK.
Mom:
What?!? No it didn't!
Kelli:
Mom... your phone is inside your head. Why is it inside your head mom? Mom it's inside your head.
