My dad had these two lumps growing out of his face, one between his eyes and one in the middle right above his hairline. And it was growing and swelling in the middle so you could tell it was one thing. So my mom pulled it out and it was a baby seal. That happened three times. Then my mom was all ‘what do we do with these seals? I’ll call animal services.’ then she put them on the deck. So I’m like, ‘they need water’ and I filled an empty hot tub up with water and put them in there.
I don’t want to know what that means
